I'm similar to a horse, what with the abundance of knobs, sweat, and fierce urination. But my teeth are smaller and really, physically, I resemble an elephant shrew more. We both share that undeniable staggering beauty found in a plump oblong body. A body so swollen that it would seem nearly impossible to move, let alone balance on our tiny sprouting twig limbs. Still though, my lack of fur and unfortunate spotted skin likens to that of an octopus. The texture, I'm certain, is comparable as well. But oh, never can I forget those engorged lumps decorating the trail of my spine and my sponge-like greed of water, which only then leads one to suspect a camel. So be it.